Living in Mumbai, it’s impossible that you’ve never travelled in the famous local train.
Whether you’re a regular commuter or a one-timer, at one point of time let’s admit it, we’ve all been there. (Unless you’re unfortunate enough to not even ride once)
Since the past one year, I have been travelling for over 12 stations daily in the Ladies coach. So it’s safe to say that I am qualified and well experienced to tell you the types of characters..sorry to say, women I have come across in my journey.
It’s hot. It’s crazy. It’s unbearable! But it’s one hell of an experience.
And you know what makes it interesting? Let’s find out:
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Self-proclaimed Queens – ‘FIRST-CLASSERS’
Attitude when they issue a First-Class Pass for the first time: ‘Second class is sooooo crowded. There is “no breathing place!I have to look respectable when I reach work.”
![giphy (24)](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/giphy-24.gif?w=720)
Attitude after a month: Honestly during rush hour. NOTHING MATTERS. How do these women even manage?
![tenor (5)](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tenor-5.gif?w=720)
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One-time First-Class Ticketers
Attitude on purchase of ticket: “It’s better to travel in first class. ” My outfit and make-up should be in one piece when I reach the event.”
![giphy (12)](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/giphy-12.gif?w=720)
Attitude after getting off of the train: “It wasn’t that crowded today. I wasted my money.”
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The Pushers
Attitude when they board the train: “Arey aagey jagah bohot hai. Aagey jao! (Just go ahead you idiot!)
![giphy (20)](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/giphy-20.gif?w=720)
Attitude when they finally get ‘ahead’: “Don’t push me. Can’t you see there is no place ahead?”
![giphy (27)](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/giphy-27.gif?w=720)
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The ‘fourth’ seaters
Women who ask for a fourth seat on three-seater bench just to fit half of their bum.
Attitude when asking for a seat: “Excuse me. Just shift na little.”
![gif-of-man-trying-to-sit-down-on-train-commuter-habits](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/gif-of-man-trying-to-sit-down-on-train-commuter-habits.gif?w=720)
Attitude when asked for a seat by someone else: “Can’t you see there’s no place at all? Should I sit in your lap?”
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The Adventurous Foot-board lovers
Attitude before boarding the train: “Standing on the footboard is the best. At least it’s windy and I won’t die of suffocation.”
![giphy (28)](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/giphy-28.gif?w=720)
Attitude after boarding the train: “Can’t you see I’m standing on the footboard. DON’T PUSH! I will fall!”
![giphy (29).gif](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/giphy-291.gif?w=720)
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The Hair Criers
Women who get ‘hurt’ by hair.
Attitude when someone’s hair touches them: “Aapke baal lag rahe hai” (Your hair is hurting me) “Why do you have to keep your hair open? Its touching my shoulder”
![48dbae101d9c2067bb97bbd0fbe590a215eedd511db855f842579bae2133805f](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/48dbae101d9c2067bb97bbd0fbe590a215eedd511db855f842579bae2133805f.gif?w=720)
Attitude when their own hair touches someone: “I don’t know what problem these women have with my hair. I am a woman and I will have hair! Bloody idiots.”
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The Back-Packers
Women who carry too much/bags larger than some people’s homes.
Attitude when someone tells them that their bag is causing inconvenience: “I can’t put my bag on my head! If you can’t adjust, then get off.”
![essentials](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/essentials.gif?w=720)
Attitude when compartment is empty: “Let me put my bag up in the stand. Then I can sit peacefully and nobody will get hurt.”
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The Badass Freebies
Ticket-less women commuters.
Attitude when caught without a ticket in first class: “I’m new to Mumbai. I didn’t know this is first class. I’m travelling in the local train for the first time. Mujhe marathi nahi aata”
![tenor (10)](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/tenor-10.gif?w=720)
Attitude when caught without a ticket in second class: My uncle is the hospital and I couldn’t wait in the long ticket line. I’m already very late. Please let me go.”
![980x](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/980x.gif?w=720)
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The Double-Standard Queens
Attitude when buying from hawkers in the train: “30rs is too much for this earring. 20 mein done kardo. (Rs20 is good enough)”
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Attitude when buying from malls: “Dude its just 700 for this piece. That’s a throwaway price!”
![funny-fashion-gifs-about-shopping](https://funtasticallyfeminist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/funny-fashion-gifs-about-shopping.gif?w=720)
10. Cat-fighters
Fighting in First Class: *fights in English* “Just shut up you bitch! No you’re a bitch!”
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Fighting in Second Class: *fights in Hindi *“Haath peechche kar. Muh tod dungi!”
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P.S – I am 5 out of 10 of these women.
Mumbai Local Trains – We crib and we cry but always continue to travel by.